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$A4f|1-Don`t You Just Hate
$AF0 By Sorcerer of WILDFIRE
$D4AGreeeeetings out there fellow Amiga users, I am currently slightly
hyperactive after drinking some of JOKre's mysterious foreign coffee
thinking of some articles to write to send to the WORD :) So I thought
i'd write some really crap text about the things that are rather
irritating in this wide old world :-
$A4fDon`t you just bloody hate it when your standing (or sitting) at a
bus stop, patiently waiting for your bus when suddenly you can see it
slowly trundling (is that a word?!?) when suddenly some complete
git pulls into the bus stop so they can pop into the newsagents to
buy a packet of fags. The bus then comes along and can`t get very
close to the kerb because of the stupid pillock who has parked there
so you have to walk an extra few metres into the middle of the road
just to get on the bloody bus ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
SOLUTION
When the car pulls up open the passenger door, climb in and tell the
person driving where you want to go and hand them your bus fare.
(Be carefull when doing this to make sure the driver is not an axe
carrying maniac!
$af0Another thing don`t you just absolutly hate those bloody irritating
BT adverts, with old whats his face acting like he`s bloody invisible
and talking utter bollocks. Then next time you watch a film with him
in you keep expecting him to say "Its Good To Talk".
SOLUTION
Upon seeing the advert throw the nearest object or animal at the TV so
that the screen smashes resulting in the TV not working at all.
$A4fDon`t you just hate it (i hope i`m not the only one who does this!)
when you want to know what the time is so you roll up your sleeve,
look at your watch and then don`t take the slightest bit of sodding
notice of it, so you finally remember that you didn`t actually take
the time in so you have to look at it again. Also do you ever when
someone asks you the direction to a certain road or building and
your first automatic reaction is to look at your watch, WHY? whats
it going to tell you, maybe the hand points into the direction of the
road.
SOLUTIONS
Dont wear a watch, ask someone else for the time.
$aF0And finally,
Don`t you just hate it when you go into a Public Toilet to have a
slash and you just get ready when someone else walks in a stands
by you and takes a leek themselves. During this period of time you
will not be able to piss no matter how hard you try until the person
has gone.
SOLUTION
Tie a knot in it.
By Sorcerer of WILDFIRE
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